Do You Know? There Are Three Kinds Of Men.
1st The Asians:
“They Have One Wife & One Girlfriend But They Love Their Wife The Most”
2nd The Americans:
“They Have One Wife & One Girlfriend But They Love Their Girlfriend The Most”
3rd The Indian:
“They Have One Wife & Four Girlfriends But They Love Their House-Maid The Most“
Pati Office Se Ek Phone Lagata Hai Aur Bolta Hai
Pati: “Socha Call Ker Loo Tum Mujhe Miss Ker Rahi Hogi?”
Patni: “15 Minute Pehle Jo Ladai Hui Thi Woh Kya Thha?”
Pati: “Ohhh Madharchod ,Chinese Phone Phir Ghar Ka Number Lag Gaya“
Sir Hindi Ka Period Lene Ke Liye Class Mein Jate Hai.
Sir To Student: “Abb Ek-Ek Doha Sunao”
Ek Ladke Ne Class Mein Bethe Santa Ki Beizzti Karne Ke Liye Bola
Ladka: “Chidiya Baithi Ped Pe, Usne Diya Moot, Santa Ki Maa Ki Chut”
Santa Ki Beizzti Pe Khush Hote Hue (Kyunki Sardaro Ke Majak Pe Log Jyadatar Khush Hote Hai) Sir Bola.
Sir: “Shabaash, Very Good, Santa Ab Tum Sunao”
Santa: “Kabutar Baitha Ped Pe Usne Diya Moot , Iski Maa Ka Bhosda”
Ladka: “Sir Iska Doha Galat Hai, Kuch Jama Nahi”
Sir: “Haan Sahi Bola, Santa Tumne Galat Bola Hai”
Santa: “Aapne Poora Suna Hi Nahi Ji, Maine Kaha – Kabutar Baitha Ped Pe Usne Diya Moot, Iski Maa Ka Bosda, Master Ki Maa Ki Chut“
Dad Slips And Falls Badly In Bathroom And Fractures His Leg.
Shocked Son Visits The Hospital And Asks: “What Happened Dad?”
Dad: “Haram Khor Muth Marne Ke Baad Pani Dalna Seekh“
An Arab’s Interview in U.S Embassy
Consultant: “What Is Your Name?”
Arab: “Abdul Aziz, Sir”
Consultant: “Sex?”
Arab: “Six To Ten Times A Week”
Consultant: “No No, I Mean Male Or Female?”
Arab: “Both, Male And Female And Sometimes Even Camels”
Consultant: “Holy Cow”
Arab: “Yes, Cows And Dogs Too”
Consultant: “Man, Isnt It Hostile?”
Arab: “Horse Style, Dog Style, Any Style”
Consultant: “Ohhh Dear”
Arab: “Deer? Nop, They Run Too Fast“
Baba Saxidaas Se Unke Ek Bhakt Ne Pucha.
Bhakt: “Babaji, Ye Bataye Ke Ladkiyaan Ladko Ki Sab Items Pehan Leti Hai Jese Ki Pant, T-Shirt, Jeans, Etc…”
Baba Saxidaas: “Hmmmm, To”
Bhakt: “Babaji Per Koi Aisi Item Bhi To Hogi Jiss Per Kewal Ladko Ka Hi Adhikar Ho, Ladkiyaan Chah Kar Bhi Usse Na Pehan Paye?”
Baba Ji Muskurate: “Haan, Ek Item Aisi Hai Jisko Kewal Ladke Hi Pehan Sakte Hai Aur Usska Naam Hai “Condom” Its Our Monopoly… Be Proud Of It.“
Why Do Girls Attend Classes Regularly?
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Missing Of Periods Are Sign Of Pregnancy….
Posted on 21 Dec 2011
Girl To A Tattoo Artist Confirming A Tattoo Charges.
Girl: “How Much Do You Charge For Tattooing An Animal Just Above My Knee?”
Tattoo Artist: “Rs.100/- For Tiger, Rabbit And Lion, But Giraffe Is Free“
Nehru Ji Was Fucking Victoria, On Climax, Nehru Droped Semen On Bed.
Victoria: “Ander Kyu Nahi Nikala?”
Nehru: “Gandhiji Ne Desi Maal Videsh Bhejne Ko Mana Kiya Hai“
Whats A Difference Between A Girl And A PC ???
PC Wont Laugh At 3-Inch Floppy Disk…
Akbar Ne Apni Raj Sabha Mein Birbal Se Pucha.
Akbar Ne Birbal Se Puchha: “Meri Munchh Pe Kitne Baal (Hairs) Hai?”
Birbal Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “12450 Baal Hai”
Akbar: “Dekh Lo Birbal, Agar Ek Baal Bhi Jyada Ya Kam Hua Toh? Teri Kher Nahi”
Birbal: “Jahapnah, Agar Baal Jyada Ho To Samaj Lena Ki Begam Ke Zaante Ke Baal Muchh Mein Fas Gaya Aur Agar Kam Hai To Samaj Lena Ke Muchh Ke Baal Begam Ke Zaante Mein Fas Gaye“
Dhoni Ki Wife Ek Din Dhoni Ki Maa Se Boli.
Wife: “Mujhe Aap Ke Bete Se Divorce Chahiye”
Maa Hairan Hokar: “Lekin Kyu Beti? Aisa Kya Ho Gaya?”
Wife: “Kyu Ki Woh Har Roz Gloves Pehan Kar Ball Ko Pakadta Hai“
Ek Callgirl Se Kisi Ne Pucha: “Rape Ka Matlab Kya Hai?”
Callgirl Ne Jo Jawab Diya Vo Mujhe Wajib Laga, Vo Boli
Sahi Jagah Par Galat Aadmi
Film Director Malika Sherawat Ko Suhagraat Ke Scene Ke Bare Mein Samjhata Hai.
Film Director: “Suhagraat Ka Scene Hai Aap Hero Ko Doodh Ka Glass Dengi?”
Mallika: “Huh, Glass Se Hi Pilana Thha To Vidya Balan Ko Le Lete… Mujhe Kyun Liya“
Kuch Aurte Bazar Mein Se Shopping Karke Ghar Vapis Aa Rahi Thhi
To Sadak Pe Ek Kutta Ek Kutti Ko Buri Tarha Se Chod Raha Thha.
1st Doctors Wife: “Wow,They Are Enjoying Life”
2nd Lawyers Wife: “No, Its Rape”
3rd Salesmans Wife: “Lagta Hai Kutta Aaj Hi Tour Se Vapas Aya Hai“
Sindhi To Prostitute: “How Much For A Hand Job?”
Lady: “Rs 500/- Do You Want One?”
Sindhi: “No… No, I Was Curious To Know How Much I Save When I Do It My Self“
Ek Girl Apne Boyfriend Ki Undrwear Dekh Ke Boli.
Girl Gusse Se: “Tum Local Use Karte Ho Branded Nahi”
Ladka Bhi Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Bhakt Thha, Jatt Se Bola
Ladka: “Jaat Na Pucho Sadhu Ki Puch Lo Gyan, Mol Karo Talwar Ki Fati Rehne Do Myan“
Santa Ki Wife Apne Pati Se Pareshan Ho Kar Swami Lunnacharya Ke Pass Gayi.
Santa’s Wife: “Swami Ji, Mere Pati Roz Aadhi Raat Ko Ghar Se Chale Jate Hai”
Swami Ji: “Isse Mein Aap Ki Samsya Samju, Ya Mere Liye Aap Ka Invitation?“
Ek Ladka Apni Patni Ko Lene Apni Sasural Gaya.
Ladki Ki Maan Ne Bistar Bichaya Aur Damad Ji Ko Boli: “Baitho Damad Ji”
Damad: “Meri Gand Mein Itne Baal Hai Ki Bistar Ki Jarurat Hi Nahi”
Saas Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Mein Bhadkati Hui Boli
Saas: “Tu Apne Bade Bhai Ko Bhejna, Tab Main Apni Beti Bhejungi, Tu To Ganda Hai”
Do Din Baad Ladke Ka Bada Bhai Aaya To Maan Ne Sari Baat Bade Bhai Ko Batai.
Bade Bhai Ye Sun Ke Bola: “Jhutha Hai Sala, Parson Hi Maine Uski Gand Mari Ek Bhi Baal Nahi Thha”
Maa Ne Ye Suna Aur Socha Sale Dono Bhai Harami Hai Boli: “Apne Baap Ko Bhejna, Tabhi Apni Ladki Bhejungi”
Baap Aaya Maan Ne Kalpate Hue Sari Baat Baap Ko Batai.
Baap Bola: “Sale Dono Hi Nalayak Hai. Ek Baar Main Nadi Mein Naha Raha Tha Sala Mere Kapde Le Ke Bhag Gya”
Maa Boli: “Hey Bhagvan, Aap Phir Ghar Kaise Aaye”
Baap Bola: “Aise Kaise Aata, Kinare Pe Ek Gadha Khada Thha Uski Gand Mein Land Daal Ke Aaya”
Maa Ne Jaisi Hi Baap Ke Muh Se Ye Suna Sir Thaam Liya Aur Socha: “Sala Pura Khandan Hi Kamina Hai, Main Abb Apni Ladki Nahi Bhejungi”
Kuch Din Beet Gaye, To Damad Ke Gaanv Mein Se Ek Aadmi Ladki Ki Maa Se Mila Aur Bola
Aadmi: “Apne To Apni Ladki Nahi Bheji.”
Maa Gusse Se Boli: “Kaisi Bhejti Un Kameeno Ke Ghar”
Aur Iske Baad Ussne Sari Baat Usko Bata Di
Gaanv Wale Aadmi Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola: “Haan Sahi Kiya Aapne Vo Hai Hi Kamine”
Maa Boli: “Kaise?”
Aadmi Bola: “Ek Baar Main Seedhi Maangne Inke Ghar Gaya, Saalo Ne Nahi Di Jabki Rakhi Thi Ghar Mein Hi”
Maa Ne Puncha: “Seedhi Ka Kya Karte Bhaiya?”
Aadmi Bola: “Karta Kya Oont Ki Gand Marni Thi”
Maa Chilla Ke Boli: “Hey Bhagwan Sala Ye Pura Gaanv Hi Harrami Hai“
Ek Ladki Ne Swami Lunnacharya Ka Bada Naam Suna Thha, Ek Din Kuch Paane Ki Chah Mein Unke Pass Ja Pahunchi.
Ladki: “Swami Ji Kya Aap Mujhe Bhavishya Dekhna Sikha Sakte Ho?”
Swami Ji: “Yeh Kaam To Bahut Hi Aasan Hai Bachha”
Ladki Khushi Se: “Toh Fir Sikhao Na Mujhe Bhavishye Dekhna”
Swami Ji: “Kapde Utaro Aur Ghodi Ban Jao”
Ladki Gabrate Hue: “Swami Ji Yeh Kya, Aap To Mujhe Chodna Chahte Ho?”
Swami Ji Muskurate Hue: “Dekha, Dikhne Lagaa Na Bhavishya“
Dosto Sochne Wali Baat Hai
Jab Colgate Dant Se Keeda Nikal Deta Hai,
Toh App Colgate Ko Gand Par Kyun Nahi Lagate?
Gandhi Ji Aur Nehru Ji Ek Bar Registan Mein Pahuch Jate Hai. Raat Hoti Hai Aur Thand Badh Jati Hai.
Nehru Ji Gandhi Ji Se Kehte Hai Ki Unki Lungi Ko Dono Audh Kar So Jate Hai, Thand Kam Lagegi.
Raat Ko Nehru Ji Sapna Dekte Hai Ki Unki Death Ho Gayi Hai Aur Woh Swarg Mein Pahuch Jate Hai.
Indra: “Aap Ka Swarg Mein Swagat Hai Nehru Ji”
Nehru Ji: “Aap Kon Ho?”
Indra: “Main Swarg Ka Raja Indra Hoon Aur Main Prithvi Par Aap Ke Kiye Kaam Se Bahut Khush Hoon Aap Koi Bhi ‘Teen Vardaan Maang Sakte Hai’.”
Nehru Ji: “Theek Hai, Par Kya Main Jo Bhi Manguga Mujhe Milega?”
Indra: “Haan, Yeh Indra Ka Waada Hai”
Nehru Ji: “Theek Hai, Maine Prithvi Par Bahut Se Kaam Kiye Par Aaj Tak Kabhi Sex Nahi Kiya, To Main Sex Karna Chahta Hoon”
Indra: “Swarge Main Bahut Si Apsarayein Hai, Aap Jiske Saath Chahe Uske Sath Sex Kar Sakte Hai”
Nehru Ji: “Nahi, Main App Ki “Patni” Ke Sath Sex Karna Chahta Hoon”
Indra: “Yeh Nahi Ho Sakta Hai”
Nehru Ji: “Aap Ne Vardaan Diya Hai, Aur Bola Hai Ki Ho Bi Mangunga Vo Doge”
Bechara Indra: “Theek Hai, Jao Kar Lo”
Sex Karne Ke Baad Jab Nehru Ji Vapas Aate Hai.
Indra: “Abb Aap Doosra Vardaan Mange”
Nehruji: “Abhi Mujhe Aur Sex Karna Hai”
Indra: “Theek Hai, Swarg Main Bahut Si Apsarayein Hai Aap Jiske Saath Chahe Uske Sath Sex Kar Sakte Hai”
Nehru Ji: “Nahi, Mujhe App Ki Beti Ke Sath Sex Karna Hai”
Indra: “Ye Nahi Ho Sakta Hai, Kabhi Bhi Nahi”
Nehru Ji: “Soche Le, Aapne Juban Di Hai”
Indra Bechara Kya Bolta: “Theek Hai, Kar Lo”
Phir Sex Karne Ke Baad Jab Nehru Ji Vapas Aate Hai.
Indra: “Abb Aap Teesra Vardaan Mange, Aur Iss Baar Sex Mat Mangna”
Nehru Ji: “Theek Hai, Bas Mujhe Woh “Dhann Viriksh (Money Tree) De Dejiye”
Indra: “Theek Hai, Jao Ukhaad Sakte Ho To Ukhaad Lo”
Nehru Ji Ja Kar Viriksh Ukhaadne Lagte Hai, Kafi Zor Lagane Ke Baad Bhi Nahi Tod Paate To Aur Zorr Lagate Hai
Achanak Gandhi Ji Uthkar Nehru Ji Ko Do Thapad Marte Hai.
Gandhi Ji Rote Hue: “Sale, Raat Bhar Tune Meri Do Baar Gand Mari Main Kuch Na Boka Aur Abb Mera Land Ukhaad Raha Hai?“
Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Ho Hi Raha Thha Ke Santa Ke Kamre Mein Bhoot Aaya.
Bhoot To Santa: “Mein Tujhe Lene Aaya Hoon”
Santa Usko Talne Ke Liye Bola: “Kal Aana Abhi Mein Busy Hoon”
Bhoot: “Ha Ha Ha Bhoot Kabhi Kisi Ka Intezaar Nahi Karte”
Santa: “Hmm, Ek Kaam Kar Pehle Jaa Ke Samundar Mein Machili Gin Kar Aa”
Bhoot Gaya Aur 5 Seconds Mein Vapis Aa Gaya
Bhoot: “Ho Gaya”
Santa: “Jaa Ke Taare Gin Kar Aa”
Bhoot: “Ye Bhi Ho Gaya”
Ab Bechara Santa Musibat Mein Fass Gaya
Santa Ki Patni Ye Sab Dekh Rahi Thhi, Usne Kuch Socha Aur Boli
Patni: “Aap Ruke, Mein Bhoot Ko Bejthi Hoon”
Usne Bhoot Ko Side Mein Lejake Najane Kya Kaha Ki Bhoot Fir Vapis Nahi Aya
Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Us Se Puucha
Santa: “Yaar Subhe Ho Gayi Par Bhoot Abhi Tak Aya Nahi, Kahan Beja Hai Use”
Patni Muskurati Hue Boli: “Bhoot Ko Choot Ka Baal Sida Karne Ko Diya“
Mulla Ji Shehar Se Khatiya Khareed Ke Sir Par Rakh Kar Ghar Wapas Ja Rahe Thhe.
Raste Main Ek Dost Ne Pucha: “Kitne Ki Laye Ho?”
Mulla: “800 Rs Ki”
Dost: “Marwa Aaye Gand Yahaan To 600 Rs Ki Mil Jati”
Thodi Dur Chalne Par Ek Aur Dost Mila.
Dost: “Kitne Ki Laye Ho?”
Mulla: “600 Rs Ki”
Dost: “Marwa Aaye Gand Yahaan To 400 Rs Ki Mil Jati.”
Mulla Ji Ne Suna Aur Chup Cha Chal Diye, Phir Ek Aur Dost Raste Mein Mil Jata Hai.
Dost: “Kahaan Se Aa Rahe Ho”
Mulla Gusse Se: “Gand Marwa Ke Aa Raha Hoon”
Dost Huste Hue: “Achha Apni Khatiya Bhi Sath Le Ke Jate Ho“
Girl: “My Left Leg Is Lunch And My Right Leg Is Dinner, What Would You Like To Have?”
Smart Pappu: “I Would Like To Have Snacks Between Lunch And Dinner“
Ladkiyo Ki Class Mein Maths Teacher Poochti Hai.
Teacher: “Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?”
Ladkiya Chup Rahi.
Teacher Ne Piche Bethi Chinki Ko Kaha
Teacher: “Chinki Tum Batao, Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?”
Chinki Sharmate Hue: “Madam Ji, First Time Dalo To Bohat Dard Hota Hai Aur 2nd Bar Mein Maja Aata Hai“
Pappu Meets His Father In Red Light Area.
Pappu: “Papa Aap Yahaan?”
Santa: “Bus Beta Ab 200 300 Rupaye Ki Cheez Ke Liye Teri Maa Ke Nakhre Nahi Sahe Jate“
Santa Subah Subha Doctor Ke Paas Jata Hai Aur Rote Hue Bolta Hai.
Santa: “Dr, Saab Badi Tension Hai, Kal Raat Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kiya Thha Aur Aaj Peshab Hi Nahi Aa Raha Hai”
Doctor Ne Check Kiya Aur Gusse Se Bola
Doctor: “Bhosdi Ke Pehle Lund Pe Se Condom To Utar Le“
Husband & Wife Go For Shopping.
Wife: “You Have Nothing In Your Head But Why Are You Buying Helmet?”
Husband: “Yesterday You Purchased Bra, Did I Askd You Anything?“
Ek Bande Ki Suhagraat Thi, Vo Bade Aaram Se Sex Kar Raha Thha,
Par Uski Wife Jor Jor Se Cheekh Rahi Thhi, Banda Hairan Hua Aur Usne Puchha.
Banda: “Tum Itna Cheekh Kyun Rahi Ho?”
Wife: “Bahar Tere Dost Khade Hai, Chutiye Teri Izzat Rakh Rahi Hoon“
A Boy With Green, Red And Blue Hair Was Passing By.
When An Old Man Was Staring At Him: “Watzup Oldie Never Done Anything Wild?”
Old Man: “Yes, Fucked A Peacock Once Was Wondering If You Are My Son“
Pappu Ne Ladki Se Jhagda Karte-Karte Chut Mein Ungli Kar Di.
Ladki To Pappu: “Kamine Teri Yeh Himmat”
Pappu: “Tu Ne Hi Toh Kaha Tha Ungli Neeche Kar Ke Baat Kar“
Husband Suhaag Raat Wale Din Apni Wife Se Poochta Hai.
Husband: “Abb Tak Kitno Ke Saath Soi Ho Sach Batana?”
Wife: “Sach Keh Rahi Hu, Sirf Aap Ke Saath Soi Hu Baaki Sab Haraamzade To Sone Hi Nahi Dete The.“
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Socho Aur Batao Kya Hua Hoga?
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Andar Se Aawaaz Aayi, “Aapke System Par Ye Suvidha Uplabdh Nahi Hai“
Maine Uss Se Naam Poocha?
Ussne Badnaam Likh Bheja,
Maine Poocha Tere Boobs Kaise Hain?
Ussne Doodh Ki Dukaan Likh Bheja,
Maine Poocha Teri Choot Kaisi Hai ?
Ussne Factory Ka Godaam Likh Bheja,
Mainne Poocha Kabhi Lun Dekha Hai ?
Dost Ussne Tera Naam Likh Bheja.
Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko Kiss Karne Hi Wala Tha,
Ki Ladki Ne Usko Rokne Ke Liye Uske Muh Mein Centrfresh Daal Di.
Bas Fir Kya Thha Ladke Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav, Ladki Ko Pakad Ke Chod Diya
Moral – Centerfresh Zuban Pe Lagaam Lagata Hai Par Lund Pe Nahi
Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha Achanak Hi Santa Ne Pucha.
Santa To Girl: “Do U Have Aids?”
Girl: “No”
Santa: “Bhagwan Ka Shukar Hai, Main Nahi Chahta Ki Mujhe Dobara Aids Ho Jaye.“
Do Nangi Ladkiyo Ne Bank Ko Loot Liya.
Bank Ko Loot Kat Jab Bahar Aayi, To Ek Nangi Ladki Dusri Se Boli.
Ladki: “Chal Abb Kapde Pahan Le Koi Pehchan Nahi Payega, Kyoki Kisi Bhi Madhar Chod Ne Shakal Ki Taraf To Dekha Hi Nahi Hoga“
Ek Fauji Bade Time Ke Baad Chutti Le Ke Ghar Aaya, Aate Hi Biwi Se Bola.
Fauji: “Chal Chudai Karte Hein Mera Lund Bahut Tadap Raha Hai”
Biwii Boli: “Mere Ko Toh Mahwari (Dates) Aai Hai, Kothhe Chala Ja Pani Nikal Le”
Fauji Baher Jata Hai Magar Thori Der Baad Wapis Aa Jata Hai.
Biwi Poochti Hai: “Kyun Gaye Nahi Tum Chudai Ke Liye?”
Fauji: “Ja Raha Tha Par Tumhari Behan Mil Gai Uss Ko 500 Ruppes De Ke Lund Ko Thanda Kar Liya”
Biwi Ghusse Se Kehti Hai: “Aane De Sali Chinnal Ko, Usse Pooch Loongi Uske Mard Par Aisa Waqt Aata Hai Mein Ne Toh Kabhi Ek Rupya Nahi Liya“
Ladki Ke Boobs Jitne Bade Honge, Uski Sunderta Utni Badti Hai,
Tabhi To Kabir Ji Ne Kaha:
“Chote Boobs Dekh Ke Diya Kabira Roye”
“Aise Boobs Kis Kaam Ke Jo Daba Sake Na Koye“
Ek Lady Apne Pati Ki Absence Mein Shop Se Condom Lene Jati Hai.
Lady (Shopkeper Se): “Condom Dena”
Shopkeeper: “Har Baar Apke Pati Le Jate Hai Iss Baar Aap Kyu Aaye”
Lady: “Itne Din Mein Out Of Town Thhi Abb Woh Out Of Town Hai“
Ek Hijde Ko Deshbhakti Ka Bada Shonk Thha, Ek Bar Usne Socha Ki Main Bhi Army Join Kar Lu.
Wo Army Ke Sare Test Pass Kar Gaya Par Medical Mein Doctor Bola.
Doctor: “Aapka To Lund Hi Nahi Hai, Aap Naukri Kaise Kar Paoge?”
Hijda Gusse Mein Aake Bola- “Kyun Doctor Sahab, Aapko Goli Chalwani Hai Ya Apni Maa Bahan Bhi Chudwani Hai“
After Sex Girl Apne Boyfriend Pappu Se Puchti Hai.
Girl: “Jaanu Tum Mujhse Shaadi Kab Karoge?”
Pappu: “Darling, Do Idli Aur Ek Medu Wada Ke Liye, Koi Pura Hotel Kharidta Hai Kya?“
Ek Aadmi Doodh Bechne Wali Aurat Ke Paas Jata Hai Aur Usse Maje Lene Ke Liye Puchta Hai.
Aadmi: “Tum Doodh Free Mein Pilaogi”
Doodhwali Bhi Syani Thhi Sun Kar Boli “Haan, Pi Lo Lekin Malai Nikalne Ke 1000 Lungi“
Ek Baar Ek Lady Panty Or Bra Kharidne Jati Hai, Woh Salesman Se Kehti Hai.
Lady: “Mujhe Bra Aur Panty Dikhaiyega”
Salesman: “Ek Minute Madam, Yeh Lijiye Aapke Size Ki Hi Mene Nikali Hai”
Lady: “Kya Price Hai ?”
Salesman: “Dekhiye Bra Aur Panty Ko Mila Ke Aapke 350/- Ho Gaye”
Lady: “Dekho Kuch Kam Kro Na”
Salesman: “Dekhiye Maine Bra Mein Apka Dil Rakh Liya Or Ab Aap Panty Mein Meri Juban Rakh Lo“
Santa Ki Wife TV Dekh Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Santa Usko Kehta Hai.
Santa: “Kya Din Raat Cooking Show Dekhti Rehti Hai?”
Wife: “Aap Chup Hi Raho To Achha Hoga, Aapko Kya”
Santa: “Arrey, Fir Bhi Tujhe Khana Banana Toh Aata Hi Nahi Hai”
Wife: “Aur Aap Bhi Toh Din Raat Blue Film Dekhte Rehte Ho, Maine Kuch Kaha?“
Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Logo Ko Pata Hai Ki Hamare Ek User Aur Baba Saxidas Ke Chele Davender Ka Lund Bada Chhota Hai.
Jab Uski Shadi Hui To, Shadi Ke Agle Din Uski Patni Gusse Mein Aake Us Se Boli.
Patni: “Mujhe Talaak Dede”
Davender: “Kyu Kya Hua Jaanu?”
Patni: “Jitni Teri Nunni Hai, Usse Badi To Hamare Padosi Ki Zubaan Thi“
A Dog Asked A Cat: “Why Do You Hide When You Are Having Sex?”
Cat Replied: “Because We Don’t Want Humans To Copy Our Style, They’ve Already Copied Yours“
Why Does Doggy Style Become So Popular Among Couples,
After 10-12yrs Of Marriage Because In That Position She Can Read Her Book & He Can Watch TV.
Ek Ladka Cement Factory Mein Kaam Karta Tha,
Ek Din Uske Baap Ne Usko Bola.
Baap: “Ghar Banwana Hai, 25 Bori Cement La De”
Ladka: “Nahi, Mein Bhut Imandaar Hoon”
Baap: “Achha, Toh Tu 15 Bori Hi La De”
Ladka: “Nahi, Meri Office Mein Achhi Image Hai”
Baap: “Toh Phir 5 Bori Hi La De”
Ladka: “Nahi, Mein Nahi La Sakta”
Baap: “Ek Bori To La Hi Sakta Hai Na?”
Ladka: “Samjha Karo Na Mein Nahi La Sakta”
Baap Kuch Soch Kar: “Achha Fir Ek Mutthi Bhar Cement Hi La De”
Ladka Hairani Se: “Aap Ek Mutthi Cement Ka Kya Karoge?”
Baap: “Teri Maa Ki Chut Par Lagaunga, Taki Koi Dusra Imandaar Beta Peida Na Ho“
Ek Sundar Ladki Patli Gali Se Gujar Rahi Thi, Raste Mein Ek Saand Khada Tha.
Usne Wahaan Khade Ek Ladke Se Poocha. Aur Ladka Apna Pappu Thha.
Ladki: “Aye Mr. Yeh Saand Maarta Hai Kya?”
Pappu: “Gai (Cow) Ki Toh Maarta Hai Aapki Pata Nahi Marega Ya Nahi“
Pappu Ne College Mein Aayi Ek Sexy Ladki Se Puchha.
Pappu: “Agar Main Tere Boobs Dabake Bhaag Jaun To Tum Mere Liye Kya Sochogi?”
Ladki Boli: “Main Sochungi Ke Ek Chutiya Tha, Jo Poori Car Chala Sakta Tha, Woh Sirf Horn Baja Kar Hi Bhaag Gaya“
A Newly Married Man Was Standing In Front Of A Mirror Naked.
And Was Admiring His Physique. “Two Inches More & I Will Be A King”
Suddenly The Wife Comes In And Says,“Two Inches Less & You Will Be A Queen“
Ek Bar Jai Ne Rote Hue Apne Dost Niraj Ko Bataya
Jai: “Yaar, Bus Mein Mera Kisi Ne Purse Chori Kar Liya”
Niraj Hairan Hote Hue: “Abe, Tune Purse Rakha Kaha Thha?”
Jai: “Pant Ki Piche Wali Jeb Mein”
Niraj: “To Tujhe Pata Nahi Laga Kya?”
Jai Rote Hue: “Ab Mujhe Kya Pata Thha Ki Vo Purse Bhi Nikal Lega“
Cabel Wala Flat Ki Ghanti Bajata Hai, Toh Andar Se Aunti Awaaz Lagati Hai.
Aunti: “Koun?”
Cabel Wala: “Aunty, Iss Mahine Ka Cabel Ka Bill De Do”
Ek Ladki Tailor Ke Paas Suit Silvane Jaati Hai. Tailor Ladki Ka Naap Lete Hue Bolta Hai.Aunti: “Baad Mein Aana Aah Aah Aa Aaaahnaa, Abhi Doodh Wale Ka C
Tailor (Fitting Ka Naap Lete Hue):- “Koi Boyfriend Hai?”
Girl:- “Haan, Kyon?”
Tailor:- “Use Bolna Thode Din Left Side Pe Jyada Dhyaan De, Fitting Sahi Baithegi“huka Rahi Hoon“
Ek Bar Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Bhakat Thha “Devender” Naam Ka
Uska Lund Bada Chota Thha, To Vo Hamesha Baba Ji Ke Piche Pada Rahta Thha Aur Puchta Thha
“Baba Ji, Kirpya Mere Ko Apna Lund Bada Karne Ka Upaye Bataye”
Baba Ji Hamesha Usko Taal Dete Thhe, Par Ek Din Usne Jidd Hi Pakad Li Aur Baba Ji Ke Dwar Par Beth Gaya.
Baba Ji Ne Akhir Tang Aakar Usko Ek Bahut Hi Secret Tarika Lund Bada Karne Ka Bata Hi Diya.
Baba Ji Ne Kaha Ki Ek Sunder Si Callgirl Ko Ek Mahine Ka Advance Rent Deke Book Kar Le.
Fir Uski Chut Ki Acche Se Shave Karke Uske Aur Apne Sare Kapde Kapde Utar Ke Bed Pe Lita Le
Ab Apne Lund Ko Uski Chut Se Thoda Sa Fix Duri Par Rakh, Jitna Bhi Tera Dil Kare Lund Ko Chut Se Touch Na Karne Diyo.
Pure Ek Mahine Tak Isi Tarha Se Lund Ko Rok Ke Rakhiyo, Kisi Bhi Hal Mein Chut Se Touch Tak Na Karne Diyo
Ek Mahine Ke Baad Jab Tu Check Kargea To Payega Ki Tera Lund Ab Chut Ko Touch Karne Lag Gaya Hai
Aur Utna Badd Chuka Hai Jitni Tune Chut Se Duri Rakhi Thi.
Devender Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha Ki: “Aisi Kaisi Baba Ji?”
To Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bole
“Beta Chut Ki Pyas Itni Buri Hai Ki Lund Apne Ko Khinch Khich Ke Uski Taraf Le Jane Ki Koshish Karega AurUski Lambayi Badti Jayegi.”
Pati – Patni Talaq Ke Baad Apna-Apna Samaan Alag Kar Rahe The.
Pati (Bra Dete Hue): “Yeh Lo Apne Doodh Ka Dakkan”
Patni (Underwear Dete Hue): “Yeh Lo Murde Ka Kafan“
Suhagrat Ko Pati Ka Khada Nahi Ho Raha Thha,
Patni Ne Usko Muh Mein Le Liya Aur Koshish Ki Par Fir Bhi Baat Nahi Bani.
Husband Ko Ye Dekhar Gussa Aaya Aur Bola: “Durr Hatt Ja, Haatho Ke Bhoot Honto Se Nahi Maante“
Ladke Ne Sex Start Kiya To Ladki Bolti Hai.
Ladki: “Jaanu, Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai”
Ladka: “Koi Baat Nahi Thodi Der Mein Nahi Hoga”
Ladki: “Nahi Jaanu Bohat Ho Raha Hai Nikal Lo Na”
Ladka: “Tum Bas 10 Tak Gino, Main Nikal Lunga.”
Ladki: “1-2-Aa-3-4-5-Uff-6-7-8-Aah-Aa-9-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-2 Or 2 Or 2, Or Do”
